[nuclear explosion heard from afar]
I need to look this good when I’m older
Gahdamn gahdamn. Always reblog Sade.
Imam Ali (via phoenixandtheflowergirl)
Josh Billings (via coyotegold)
My typical school day
As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room.
WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME
When someone doesn’t hold the Elevator Door